With EA Sports putting ‘Tebowing’ and the Victor Cruz salsa dance into Madden ’13, I thought they could take things even further to make the game more realistic. Here are my ideas:
o All players on a Norv Turner-coached team have their ratings automatically reduced by 30 percent.
o Brandon Jacobs automatically stands straight up when running in a short yardage situation.
o By pressing a series of buttons, Bill Belichick gets access to special ‘films’ to help prepare the Patriots for their next game.
o Player appearing on the cover automatically has chances for injury/subpar season increase 50 percent.
o Panoramic view of Jacksonville Stadium must show mostly empty seats.
o Randy Moss randomly takes off plays without the knowledge of the coach or quarterback.
o Random suspensions for failed drug tests.
o “The Ndamuong Suh Head Stomp”
o Sam Bradford must always come up with some injury that puts him out for at least a month.
o Only the sixth best players at each position should appear at the Pro Bowl.
o Brett Favre must always be available for a comeback. Always.
o Finally, if the Vikings win a Madden Super Bowl, the game must self-destruct within 30 seconds of the victory celebration.
Those are my suggestions. How about yours?